[A Tramp Abroad by Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)]@TWC D-Link bookA Tramp Abroad CHAPTER XXV 13/30
Evidently Darley was not a man--he must be some other kind of animal--possibly a dog, maybe an elephant. However, tails are common to all animals, so I ventured to say: "And what a tail he had!" "ONE! He had a thousand!" This was bewildering.
I did not quite know what to say, so I only said: "Yes, he WAS rather well fixed in the matter of tails." "For a negro, and a crazy one at that, I should say he was," said she. It was getting pretty sultry for me.
I said to myself, "Is it possible she is going to stop there, and wait for me to speak? If she does, the conversation is blocked.
A negro with a thousand tails is a topic which a person cannot talk upon fluently and instructively without more or less preparation.
As to diving rashly into such a vast subject--" But here, to my gratitude, she interrupted my thoughts by saying: "Yes, when it came to tales of his crazy woes, there was simply no end to them if anybody would listen.
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