I don't believe I could git on real well with Doc if he had kept on bein' Shakespeare.

I'd always have felt like he was 'bout three hundred years older than me.

But there's jist one thing I dread more than anything else.

If Doc should take up with the Mormon religion and start a harem, I believe I'd coax him to be Shakespeare again.

It's bad enough to have a double husband, but, land's sakes, I'd rather that than be part of a wife.".