But even in this humble station he proved inefficient.

When the train came on he became confused, seized the cocoanut shells instead of the sand-paper, and our train that night entered to the sound of a galloping horse.

The effect must have been puzzling to the audience.

Indeed, many of them seemed to consider it ludicrous.

Charlie Dickman confided in me later.
'Syl, my boy,' says he, 'this bird Duffy has caused my first gray hairs.' It was little wonder that he persuaded young Duffy to abandon the drama.