"I tell you they must be wrong, since otherwise the sum is short by L1100 of that which I was promised.

Where are the L1100?
You must have stolen them, thief." "I steal, oh, your Grace, I steal!" "Aye, why not, since your betters do.

Only you are clumsy, you lack skill.

Ask my Lord Cromwell there to give you lessons.

He learned under the best of masters, and is a merchant by trade to boot.