[The Monikins by J. Fenimore Cooper]@TWC D-Link bookThe Monikins CHAPTER XIII 16/20
They condemn him because he could not reduce his own sense of the attributes of greatness to the level of their home-bred morality.
Among this number, it would now seem, was to be classed Captain Noah Poke. A wish to relate the manner in which Dr.Reasono and his companions fell into human hands, has caused me to overlook one or two matters of lighter moment, that should not, in justice to myself, however, be entirely omitted. When we had been at sea two days, a very agreeable surprise for the monikin party was prepared and executed.
I had caused a certain number of jackets and trousers to be made of the skins of different animals, such as dogs, cats, sheep, tigers, leopards, hogs, etc., etc., with the proper accompaniments of snouts, hoofs, and claws; and, when the ladies came on deck, after breakfast, their eyes were no longer offended by our rude innovations upon nature, but the whole crew were flying about the rigging, like so many animals of the different species named.
Noah and myself appeared in the characters of sea-lions, the former having intimated that he understood the nature of that beast better than any other.
Of course, this delicate attention was properly appreciated, and handsomely acknowledged. I had taken the precaution to order imitation-skins to be made of cotton, which were worn in the low latitudes; and, as we got near the Falkland Islands, the real skins were resumed, with promptitude, and I might add, with pleasure. Noah had, at first, raised some strong objections to the scheme, saying that he should not feel safe in a ship manned and officered altogether by wild beasts; but, at last, he came to enjoy the thing as a good joke, never failing to hail the men, not by their names as formerly, but, as he expressed it himself, "by their natur's"; calling out "You cat, scratch this"; "You tiger, jump here"; "You hog, out of that dirt"'; "You dog, scamper there"; "You horse, haul away," and divers other similar conceits, that singularly tickled his fancy.
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