But lay it on the mass so much the harder, and you will only be thought to be in possession of a superior and a refined intelligence." Here we turned again to Mr.Wriggle, who was dying to be noticed once more.
"Ah! gentlemen, last from Leaphigh!"-- he had been questioning one of our attendants--"how comes on that great and consistent people ?" "As usual, sir;--great and consistent." "I think, however, we are quite their equals, eh ?--chips of the same blocks ?" "No, sir--blocks of the same chips." Mr.Wriggle laughed, and appeared pleased with the compliment; and I wished I had even laid it on a little thicker.
"Well, Mogul, what are our great forefathers about?
Still pulling to pieces that sublime fabric of a constitution, which has so long been the wonder of the world, and my especial admiration ?" "They are talking of changes, sir, although I believe they have effected no great matter.

The primate of all Leaphigh, I had occasion to remark, still has seven joints to his tail." "Ah! they are a wonderful people, sir!" said Wriggle, looking ruefully at his own bob, which, as I afterwards understood, was a mere natural abortion.

"I detest change, sir; were I a Leaphigher, I would die in my tail!" "One for whom nature has done so much in this way, is to be excused a little enthusiasm." "A most miraculous people, sir--the wonder of the world--and their institutions are the greatest prodigy of the times!" "That is well remarked, Wriggle," put in the brigadier; "for they have been tinkering them, and altering them, any time these five hundred and fifty years, and still they remain precisely the same!" "Very true, brigadier, very true--the marvel of our times! But, gentlemen, what do you indeed think of us?
I shall not let you off with generalities.

You have now been long enough on shore to have formed some pretty distinct notions about us, and I confess I should be glad to hear them.

Speak the truth with candor--are we not most miserable, forlorn, disreputable devils, after all ?" I disclaimed the ability to judge of the social condition of a people on so short an acquaintance; but to this Mr.Wriggle would not listen.
He insisted that I must have been particularly disgusted with the coarseness and want of refinement in the rabble, as he called the mass, who, by the way, had already struck me as being relatively much the better part of the population, so far as I had seen things--more than commonly decent, quiet, and civil.