[The Nether World by George Gissing]@TWC D-Link bookThe Nether World CHAPTER XXVIII 11/25
Having engaged a cook after their own hearts, and acting upon the advice of competent physiologists, they proceeded to make a 'stock' out of sheep's and bullocks' heads; moreover, they ordered their peas from the City, thus getting them at two shillings a sack less than the price formerly paid by the Batterbys to a dealer in Clerkenwell.
But, alas! these things could not be done secretly; the story leaked out; Shooter's Gardens and vicinity broke into the most excited feeling.
I need not tell you that the nether world will consume--when others supply it--nothing but the very finest quality of food, that the heads of sheep and bullocks are peculiarly offensive to its stomach, that a saving effected on sacks of peas outrages its dearest sensibilities. What was the result? Shooter's Gardens, convinced of the fraud practised upon them, nobly brought back their quarts of soup to the kitchen, and with proud independence of language demanded to have their money returned.
On being met with a refusal, they--what think you ?--emptied the soup on to the floor, and went away with heads exalted. Vast was the indignation of Miss Lant and the other ladies.
'This is their gratitude!' Now if you or I had been there, what an opportunity for easing our minds! 'Gratitude, mesdames? You have entered upon this work with expectation of gratitude ?--And can you not perceive that these people of Shooter's Gardens are poor, besotted, disease-struck creatures, of whom--in the mass--scarcely a human quality is to be expected? Have you still to learn what this nether world has been made by those who belong to the sphere above it ?--Gratitude, quotha ?--Nay, do _you_ be grateful that these hapless, half-starved women do not turn and rend you.
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