Do pen a reply and I'll sign it.' 'But what am I to say ?' 'The ghost of Jenner alone knows I offer it as an opportunity to show your fitness for this post.

You have applied to me for work, Miss--Miss Redwing, I think your name is ?' He assumed the air of one applied to.
'It is, sir.' 'Come, come; that's far too jaunty.

You don't at all understand the position of the person applying for work.

You must be profoundly depressed; there must be half a tear in your eye; you must look hungry.' 'O dear--I had such an excellent breakfast!' 'Which clearly disqualifies you for the post you seek.

However, Miss--Miss Redwing, I think you said ?' 'I did, sir.' 'Vastly better.