"You have a lot of chips.

Why are you so stingy with them ?" "That's the way I got them," countered Washer.

"I'll donate though.
I'll do better than that: I'll tap you." The colonel promptly counted his remaining red and white chips.

Washer as promptly measured up to them and to the blues.
"Told you the truth!" he exulted.

"I said I had threes, and here they are! Three tens and a king and another ten!" And he gleefully spread down his cards.