Sorry such a rumpus! Let him fool me.

Be smart as the next fellow, after this! Know how glad you are to get the money!" Mother sat back on her heels and roared as I do when I step in a bumblebee's nest, and they get me.

Leon was growing better every minute, and he stared at her, and then his dealish, funny old grin began to twist his lips and he cried: "Oh golly! You thought _I_ helped take it and went with him, didn't you ?" "Oh my son, my son!" wailed mother until she made me think of Absalom under the oak.
"Well, I be ding-busted!" said Leon, sort of slow and wondering-like, and father never opened his head to tell him that was no way to talk.
Mother cried more than ever, and between sobs she tried to explain that I heard what the traveller man had said about how bad it was to live in the country; and how Leon was now at an age where she'd known boys to get wrong ideas, and how things looked, and in the middle of it he raised on his elbow and took her in his arms and said: "Well of all the geese! And I 'spose father was in it too! But since it's the first time, and since it is you----! Go to bed now, and let me sleep---- But see that you don't ever let this happen again." Then he kissed her over and over and clung to her tight and at last dropped back and groaned: "My reputation, O my reputation! I've lost my reputation!" She had to laugh while the tears were still running, and father and Laddie looked at each other and shouted.

I guess they thought Leon was about right after that.

Laddie went and bent over him and took his hand.
"Don't be in quite such a hurry, old man," he said.