For about ten days we seemed to have been living, more or less, on nothing but cold meat, cake, and bread and jam.

It had been a simple, a nutritious diet; but there had been nothing exciting about it, and the odour of Burgundy, and the smell of French sauces, and the sight of clean napkins and long loaves, knocked as a very welcome visitor at the door of our inner man.
We pegged and quaffed away in silence for a while, until the time came when, instead of sitting bolt upright, and grasping the knife and fork firmly, we leant back in our chairs and worked slowly and carelessly--when we stretched out our legs beneath the table, let our napkins fall, unheeded, to the floor, and found time to more critically examine the smoky ceiling than we had hitherto been able to do--when we rested our glasses at arm's-length upon the table, and felt good, and thoughtful, and forgiving.
Then Harris, who was sitting next the window, drew aside the curtain and looked out upon the street.
It glistened darkly in the wet, the dim lamps flickered with each gust, the rain splashed steadily into the puddles and trickled down the water-spouts into the running gutters.

A few soaked wayfarers hurried past, crouching beneath their dripping umbrellas, the women holding up their skirts.
"Well," said Harris, reaching his hand out for his glass, "we have had a pleasant trip, and my hearty thanks for it to old Father Thames--but I think we did well to chuck it when we did.

Here's to Three Men well out of a Boat!" And Montmorency, standing on his hind legs, before the window, peering out into the night, gave a short bark of decided concurrence with the toast.
[Picture: Neptune drinking a toast] Footnotes.
{287} Or rather _were_.

The Conservancy of late seems to have constituted itself into a society for the employment of idiots.