I could write you off-hand a nice little obituary notice with all the adventures--well, I will not say complete--but with all the dates accurate, I assure you.

I have a head for that sort of thing." "Yes," I cried, desiring to turn the conversation.

"Don't tell Mrs.
Mainwaring anything you wish forgotten.

Facts are her passion.

She writes wonderful articles full of figures that make your head spin, and publishes them in the popular magazines over the signature of Willoughby the statistician.