"Yes," Scintilla broke in, "and you've not mentioned all of his accomplishments either; he's a pimp too, and I'm going to see that he's branded," she snapped.

Trimalchio laughed.

"There's where the Cappadocian comes out," he said; "never cheats himself out of anything and I admire him for it, so help me Hercules, I do.

No one can show a dead man a good time.

Don't be jealous, Scintilla; we're next to you women, too, believe me.