I haven't had experience--but I'm going to get it.

I _can't_ make a worse mess of it than we've had ever since Eliza went, anyway!" "But if you'd get a maid--a good maid," persisted Bertram, feebly.
"I had _one_--Mary Ellen.

She was a good maid--until she found out how little her mistress knew; then--well, you know what it was then.

Do you think I'd let that thing happen to me again?
No, sir! I'm going into training for--my next Mary Ellen!" And with a very majestic air Billy rose from the table and began to clear away the dishes..