"I wish you a better office than that of my cup-bearer." "You cannot wish Will Smith one more congenial to his nature," said Ganlesse.

"Others have a selfish delight in the objects of sense, Will thrives, and is happy by imparting them to his friends." "Better help men to pleasures than to pains, Master Ganlesse," answered Smith, somewhat angrily.
"Nay, wrath thee not, Will," said Ganlesse; "and speak no words in haste, lest you may have cause to repent at leisure.

Do I blame thy social concern for the pleasures of others?
Why, man, thou dost therein most philosophically multiply thine own.

A man has but one throat, and can but eat, with his best efforts, some five or six times a day; but thou dinest with every friend that cuts a capon, and art quaffing wine in other men's gullets, from morning to night--_et sic de caeteris_." "Friend Ganlesse," returned Smith, "I prithee beware--thou knowest I can cut gullets as well as tickle them." "Ay, Will," answered Ganlesse carelessly; "I think I have seen thee wave thy whinyard at the throat of a Hogan-Mogan--a Netherlandish weasand, which expanded only on thy natural and mortal objects of aversion,--Dutch cheese, rye-bread, pickled herring, onion, and Geneva." "For pity's sake, forbear the description!" said Smith; "thy words overpower the perfumes, and flavour the apartment like a dish of salmagundi!" "But for an epiglottis like mine," continued Ganlesse, "down which the most delicate morsels are washed by such claret as thou art now pouring out, thou couldst not, in thy bitterest mood, wish a worse fate than to be necklaced somewhat tight by a pair of white arms." "By a tenpenny cord," answered Smith; "but not till you were dead; that thereafter you be presently embowelled, you being yet alive; that your head be then severed from your body, and your body divided into quarters, to be disposed of at his Majesty's pleasure .-- How like you that, Master Richard Ganlesse ?" "E'en as you like the thoughts of dining on bran-bread and milk-porridge--an extremity which you trust never to be reduced to.
But all this shall not prevent me from pledging you in a cup of sound claret." As the claret circulated, the glee of the company increased; and Smith placing the dishes which had been made use of upon the side-table, stamped with his foot on the floor, and the table sinking down a trap, again rose, loaded with olives, sliced neat's tongue, caviare, and other provocatives for the circulation of the bottle.
"Why, Will," said Ganlesse, "thou art a more complete mechanist than I suspected; thou hast brought thy scene-shifting inventions to Derbyshire in marvellously short time." "A rope and pullies can be easily come by," answered Will; "and with a saw and a plane, I can manage that business in half a day.

I love the knack of clean and secret conveyance--thou knowest it was the foundation of my fortunes." "It may be the wreck of them too, Will," replied his friend.
"True, Diccon," answered Will; "but, _dum vivimus, vivamus_,--that is my motto; and therewith I present you a brimmer to the health of the fair lady you wot of." "Let it come, Will," replied his friend; and the flask circulated briskly from hand to hand.
Julian did not think it prudent to seem a check on their festivity, as he hoped in its progress something might occur to enable him to judge of the character and purposes of his companions.