I know now why God invented Sunday.

The first two days were mighty hard, and I had to work extra to catch up.

I don't know a darned thing, and after watching soldiers for years, find that I have picked up nothing that they have to learn.
The only things I have learned don't count here, as they might under marching conditions.

My riding I find is quite good, and so is my rifle shooting.

As you could always beat me at that you can see the conditions are not high.