"I don't mind tellin' _you_--I--It's like this--I kinda got a girl!" "_No!_" The speaker was surprised, incredulous.
"Sure have.

She's--wonderful.

She's right here in this hotel!" "Buddy, you're developing!" Gray exclaimed, with apparent admiration.
"I been showin' her the sights--that's what ails me this morning.

She lets me take her around to places--trusts me, you understand?
She thinks I'm aces." "Splendid! I wish you'd ask her to dig up a friend." "How d'you mean ?" "Why, ask her to find another good-looking girl for me--I assume she _is_ good looking--then we can make it a foursome.

I'm a great entertainer, and, while I don't drink, I haven't the slightest objection to ladies who do.