Captain Lovett, or Clifford, whichever you be styled, we call upon you to assist us in so praiseworthy a purpose." Clifford turned his eyes first on one and then on the other; but made no answer.
"Imprimis," said Tomlinson, "let us each produce our stock in hand; for my part, I am free to confess--for what shame is there in that poverty which our exertions are about to relieve ?--that I have only two guineas four shillings and threepence halfpenny!" "And I," said Long Ned, taking a China ornament from the chimney-piece, and emptying its contents in his hand, "am in a still more pitiful condition.

See, I have only three shillings and a bad guinea.

I gave the guinea to the waiter at the White Hart yesterday; the dog brought it back to me to-day, and I was forced to change it with my last shiner.
Plague take the thing! I bought it of a Jew for four shillings, and have lost one pound five by the bargain." "Fortune frustrates our wisest schemes," rejoined the moralizing Augustus.

"Captain, will you produce the scanty wrecks of your wealth ?" Clifford, still silent, threw a purse on the table.

Augustus carefully emptied it, and counted out five guineas; an expression of grave surprise settled on Tomlinson's contemplative brow, and extending the coins towards Clifford, he said in a melancholy tone,-- "All your pretty ones?
Did you say all ?" A look from Clifford answered the interesting interrogatory.
"These, then," said Tomlinson, collecting in his hand the common wealth,--"these, then, are all our remaining treasures!" As he spoke, he jingled the coins mournfully in his palm, and gazing upon them with a parental air, exclaimed,-- "Alas! regardless of their doom, the little victims play!" "Oh, d---it!" said Ned, "no sentiment! Let us come to business at once.
To tell you the truth, I, for one, am tired of this heiress-hunting, and a man may spend a fortune in the chase before he can win one." "You despair then, positively, of the widow you have courted so long ?" asked Tomlinson.
"Utterly," rejoined Ned, whose addresses had been limited solely to the dames of the middling class, and who had imagined himself at one time, as he punningly expressed it, sure of a dear rib from Cheapside,--"utterly; she was very civil to me at first, but when I proposed, asked me, with a blush, for my 'references.' 'References ?' said I; 'why, I want the place of your husband, my charmer, not your footman!' The dame was inexorable, said she could not take me without a character, but hinted that I might be the lover instead of the bridegroom; and when I scorned the suggestion, and pressed for the parson, she told me point-blank, with her unlucky city pronunciation, 'that she would never accompany me to the halter!'" "Ha, ha, ha!" cried Tomlinson, laughing.