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Gargantua and Pantagruel
Book II.

CHAPTER 2
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CHAPTER 2.XXI.
How Panurge was in love with a lady of Paris.
Panurge began to be in great reputation in the city of Paris by means of this disputation wherein he prevailed against the Englishman, and from thenceforth made his codpiece to be very useful to him.

To which effect he had it pinked with pretty little embroideries after the Romanesca fashion.
And the world did praise him publicly, in so far that there was a song made of him, which little children did use to sing when they were to fetch mustard.

He was withal made welcome in all companies of ladies and gentlewomen, so that at last he became presumptuous, and went about to bring to his lure one of the greatest ladies in the city.

And, indeed, leaving a rabble of long prologues and protestations, which ordinarily these dolent contemplative lent-lovers make who never meddle with the flesh, one day he said unto her, Madam, it would be a very great benefit to the commonwealth, delightful to you, honourable to your progeny, and necessary for me, that I cover you for the propagating of my race, and believe it, for experience will teach it you.

The lady at this word thrust him back above a hundred leagues, saying, You mischievous fool, is it for you to talk thus unto me?
Whom do you think you have in hand?
Begone, never to come in my sight again; for, if one thing were not, I would have your legs and arms cut off.


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