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Gargantua and Pantagruel
Book IV.

CHAPTER 4
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Drums indeed are commonly beaten at weddings, and it is fit they should; but drummers are well entertained and never beaten.

Now let Beelzebub e'en take the drum, to make his devilship a nightcap.

Brother, said the lame catchpole, never fret thyself; I will make thee a present of a fine, large, old patent, which I have here in my bag, to patch up thy drum, and for Madame St.
Ann's sake I pray thee forgive us.

By Our Lady of Riviere, the blessed dame, I meant no more harm than the child unborn.

One of the equerries, who, hopping and halting like a mumping cripple, mimicked the good limping Lord de la Roche Posay, directed his discourse to the bum with the pouting jaw, and told him: What, Mr.Manhound, was it not enough thus to have morcrocastebezasteverestegrigeligoscopapopondrillated us all in our upper members with your botched mittens, but you must also apply such morderegripippiatabirofreluchamburelurecaquelurintimpaniments on our shinbones with the hard tops and extremities of your cobbled shoes.


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