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Gargantua and Pantagruel
Book V.

CHAPTER 5
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No matter for a servant, I will be contented to serve myself; I am never better treated than when I am without a man.

Faith, old Plautus was in the right on't when he said the more servants the more crosses; for such they are, even supposing they could want what they all have but too much of, a tongue, that most busy, dangerous, and pernicious member of servants.
Accordingly, 'twas for their sakes alone that the racks and tortures for confession were invented, though some foreign civilians in our time have drawn alogical and unreasonable consequences from it.
That very moment we spied a sail that made towards us.

When it was close by us, we soon knew what was the lading of the ship and who was aboard of her.

She was full freighted with drums.

I was acquainted with many of the passengers that came in her, who were most of 'em of good families; among the rest Harry Cotiral, an old toast, who had got a swinging ass's touch-tripe (penis) fastened to his waist, as the good women's beads are to their girdle.


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