Part 9. by Mark Twain]@TWC D-Link book Part 9. 1/13 A citizen asked, 'Do you remember when Jimmy Finn, the town drunkard, was burned to death in the calaboose ?' Observe, now, how history becomes defiled, through lapse of time and the help of the bad memories of men. Jimmy Finn was not burned in the calaboose, but died a natural death in a tan vat, of a combination of delirium tremens and spontaneous combustion. When I say natural death, I mean it was a natural death for Jimmy Finn to die. The calaboose victim was not a citizen; he was a poor stranger, a harmless whiskey-sodden tramp. |