Well, here now, here's five hogs to begin with; and, musha, but I never thought I'd be spending my loose change that way.' "Father Roach put the six tinpinnies in the pocket of his black leather breeches, said something in Latin, bid me good-morning, and rode off.
"Well, to make my story short, I worked late and early to pay the five shillings a week, and I did do it for three weeks regular; then I brought four and fourpence; then it came down to one and tenpence halfpenny, then ninepence, and at last I had nothing at all to bring.
"'Mickey Free,' says the priest, 'ye must stir yourself.

Your father is mighty displeased at the way you've been doing of late; and av ye kept yer word, he'd be near out by this time.' "'Troth,' says I, 'it's a very expensive place.' "'By coorse it is,' says he; 'sure all the quality of the land's there.
But, Mickey, my man, with a little exertion, your father's business is done.

What are you jingling in your pocket there ?' "'It's ten shillings, your reverence, I have to buy seed potatoes.' "'Hand it here, my son.

Isn't it better your father would be enjoying himself in paradise, than if ye were to have all the potatoes in Ireland ?' "'And how do ye know,' says I, 'he's so near out ?' "'How do I know,--how do I know, is it?
Didn't I see him ?' "'See him! Tear an ages, was you down there again ?' "'I was,' says he; 'I was down there for three quarters of an hour yesterday evening, getting out Luke Kennedy's mother.

Decent people the Kennedy's; never spared expense.' "'And ye seen my father ?' says I.
"'I did,' says he; 'he had an ould flannel waistcoat on, and a pipe sticking out of the pocket av it.' "'That's him,' says I.'Had he a hairy cap ?' "'I didn't mind the cap,' says he; 'but av coorse he wouldn't have it on his head in that place.' "'Thrue for you,' says I.'Did he speak to you ?' "'He did,' says Father Roach; 'he spoke very hard about the way he was treated down there; that they was always jibin' and jeerin' him about _drink_, and fightin', and the course he led up here, and that it was a queer thing, for the matter of ten shillings, he was to be kept there so long.' "'Well,' says I, taking out the ten shillings and counting it with one hand, 'we must do our best, anyhow; and ye think this'll get him out surely ?' "'I know it will,' says he; 'for when Luke's mother was leaving the place, and yer father saw the door open, he made a rush at it, and, be-gorra, before it was shut he got his head and one shoulder outside av it,--so that, ye see, a thrifle more'll do it.' "'Faix, and yer reverence,' says I, 'you've lightened my heart this morning.' And I put my money back again in my pocket.
"'Why, what do you mean ?' says he, growing very red, for he was angry.
"'Just this,' says I, 'that I've saved my money; for av it was my father you seen, and that he got his head and one shoulder outside the door, oh, then, by the powers!' says I, 'the devil a jail or jailer from hell to Connaught id hould him.