Weeks have passed, but no trace of her has been discovered, and we relinquish all hope, tie a black ribbon to her basket, set aside her dish, and weep for her as one lost to us forever.
_________ A sympathizing friend sends the following gem: A LAMENT (FOR S.B.PAT PAW) We mourn the loss of our little pet, And sigh o'er her hapless fate, For never more by the fire she'll sit, Nor play by the old green gate.
The little grave where her infant sleeps Is 'neath the chestnut tree.
But o'er her grave we may not weep, We know not where it may be.
Her empty bed, her idle ball, Will never see her more; No gentle tap, no loving purr Is heard at the parlor door.
Another cat comes after her mice, A cat with a dirty face, But she does not hunt as our darling did, Nor play with her airy grace.
Her stealthy paws tread the very hall Where Snowball used to play, But she only spits at the dogs our pet So gallantly drove away.
She is useful and mild, and does her best, But she is not fair to see, And we cannot give her your place dear, Nor worship her as we worship thee.
A.S.
_________ ADVERTISEMENTS MISS ORANTHY BLUGGAGE, the accomplished strong-minded lecturer, will deliver her famous lecture on "WOMAN AND HER POSITION" at Pickwick Hall, next Saturday Evening, after the usual performances.
A WEEKLY MEETING will be held at Kitchen Place, to teach young ladies how to cook.
Hannah Brown will preside, and all are invited to attend.
The DUSTPAN SOCIETY will meet on Wednesday next, and parade in the upper story of the Club House.

All members to appear in uniform and shoulder their brooms at nine precisely.
Mrs.BETH BOUNCER will open her new assortment of Doll's Millinery next week.
The latest Paris fashions have arrived, and orders are respectfully solicited.
A NEW PLAY will appear at the Barnville Theatre, in the course of a few weeks, which will surpass anything ever seen on the American stage.
"The Greek Slave, or Constantine the Avenger," is the name of this thrilling drama!!! HINTS If S.P.

didn't use so much soap on his hands, he wouldn't always be late at breakfast.

A.S.
is requested not to whistle in the street.

T.T.
please don't forget Amy's napkin.