That Wampus was proving himself a capable and faithful servant even the Major was forced to admit, yet the man's bombast and self-praise robbed him of any word of commendation he justly earned.
"I think," said Uncle John, "I'll bunk on the front seat to-night.

I'm short, you see, and will just about curl up in the space.

I believe snakes do not climb up wheels.

Make my bed on the front seat, Wampus." The man grinned but readily obeyed.

The Major watched him thoughtfully.
"For my part," he said, "I'll have a bed made on top the roof." "Pshaw!" said Uncle John; "you'll scratch the paint." "That is a matter of indifference to me," returned the Major.
"You'll roll off, in your sleep, and hurt yourself." "I'll risk that, sir." "Are you afraid, Major ?" "Afraid! Me?
Not when I'm awake, John.