Brakeman he swear; he swear so bad I put him off train.
Conductor must have lump of coal in eye to keep quiet.

Fireman he jus' smile an' whistle soft an' say nothing; so we friends.

When I say 'shovel in coal,' he shovel.

When we pass stations quick like, he whistle with engine loud.

So now we here an' I been arrest." Patsy tittered and stuffed her handkerchief into her mouth.