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The Mystery of Edwin Drood

CHAPTER XVII--PHILANTHROPY, PROFESSIONAL AND UNPROFESSIONAL
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In an official manager of these displays much celebrated for his platform tactics, Mr.Crisparkle recognised (in a suit of black) the counterpart of a deceased benefactor of his species, an eminent public character, once known to fame as Frosty-faced Fogo, who in days of yore superintended the formation of the magic circle with the ropes and stakes.

There were only three conditions of resemblance wanting between these Professors and those.

Firstly, the Philanthropists were in very bad training: much too fleshy, and presenting, both in face and figure, a superabundance of what is known to Pugilistic Experts as Suet Pudding.
Secondly, the Philanthropists had not the good temper of the Pugilists, and used worse language.

Thirdly, their fighting code stood in great need of revision, as empowering them not only to bore their man to the ropes, but to bore him to the confines of distraction; also to hit him when he was down, hit him anywhere and anyhow, kick him, stamp upon him, gouge him, and maul him behind his back without mercy.

In these last particulars the Professors of the Noble Art were much nobler than the Professors of Philanthropy.
Mr.Crisparkle was so completely lost in musing on these similarities and dissimilarities, at the same time watching the crowd which came and went by, always, as it seemed, on errands of antagonistically snatching something from somebody, and never giving anything to anybody, that his name was called before he heard it.


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