He was a fair scholar, but his mind was constantly on the subject of what to wear and how to wear it.
"Oh, you'll lead the bunch, and all the girls at Hope will fall dead in love with you," answered Tom.
"Hope?
What do you mean ?" "That's the seminary for girls.

Fine lot of girls there, waiting to see you, Philliam Willander." "William Philander, please.

So there is a girls' school here, eh?
That's--ah--very nice.

Yes, I like the girls--I always did.

But, Tom, please don't call me--ah--Buttertub.