"Wouldn't that rattle your back teeth ?" "Never mind, Tubby.

The cook will give you a cup of coffee instead," said Tom.
"I should think you'd feel blue instead of pink," added Spud Jackson.
"Sew up the coat with a shoestring, and let it go at that," suggested Max.
"If you want to paste that collar fast again I've got a bottle of glue," said Songbird.
"Now--ah--don't you poke fun at me!" stormed William Philander.
"Haven't I suffered enough already ?" "Why, we're not poking fun; we're weeping," said Tom, and pretended to wipe his eyes with his handkerchief.
"I am so sorry I could eat real doughnuts," said Dick.
"Maybe you want to send a substitute to that pink tea," came from Stanley.

"You might call on Professor Sharp." "Or Pinkey, the watchman," said Max.

"He'll do it for a quarter, maybe." "I--ah--don't want any substitute," growled William Philander.
"I--ah--think you are--ah--very rude, all of you.

I am going back to my room, that is what I am going to do." At this Tom began to sing softly: "Don't be angry, William, darling! Wipe the raindrops from your eyes.
All your sorrows will be passing When you're eating Christmas pies!" "You stop that--you mean thing!" burst out the dude, and then turning, he almost ran for the dormitory, the laughter of the students ringing out loudly after him..