What can they think of me ?" "They don't know what to think now," I said, "and if you are wise, you will never let them know." "The Colonel was proud of that punch," she mused.
"I dare say he had reasons," I answered grimly.
"Especially after Cousin Looshe Peavey came to spend Christmas with us one time.

The Colonel had always considered Cousin Looshe rather arrogant about this punch, and it may have been a special brew.

I know that Cousin had an immense respect for it after he was able--that is--afterwards--" "I can easily believe it." "Cherry brandy--Jamaica rum--pint of Madeira--gill of port--a bit of cordial--some sherry--I forget if there's anything else." I grasped the chair in which I sat.
"Heaven forbid!" I cried; "and don't tell me, anyway--I'm reeling now." "But of course there are lemons and oranges and cherries and tea and _quantities_ of ice to weaken it--" "The whole frozen polar sea itself couldn't weaken that mixture of elemental forces.

See to it," I went on sternly, "that you remember only the innocent parts of it if you are ever asked for the recipe." She actually cowered.
"Also as to mint juleps--remember that you have forgotten, if you ever knew how they are made." "Dear, _dear_--and our Bishop did enjoy his mint julep so!" "That's different," I said; "they were probably raised together." "And that afternoon, I thought something of the sort was necessary; do you know, they seemed rather cold to me at that other meeting--and of course there wasn't enough of it to hurt them." "Your intentions were amiable, I concede, but your carelessness was criminal--nothing short of it.

You laid the train for a scandal that would have shaken Slocum County to its remotest outlying cornfield, and even made itself felt over this whole sovereign state." I was gratified to see that she shuddered.
"I shall never learn," she pleaded; "their life is so different." "Let them at least live it out to its natural end, such as it is," I urged.
Hereupon, confessing herself unnerved, Miss Caroline led me to the dining room, and in a glass of Madeira from a cask forwarded by Second-cousin Colonel Lucius Quintus Peavey, C.S.A., she pledged herself to preserve the decencies as these had been codified in Little Arcady by the Sons and Daughters of Temperance.