That the visions of romance had never pictured such a person; that the lady whom he spoke of, was well known to the lady whom he addressed; and, indeed, to be more explicit, was not ten thousand miles from them at the moment in question.
This was so very broad, that the "lady" in question blushed the color of the red bricks in her fire-place, and declared that Mr.Jinks was the dreadfulest creature, and he need'nt expect to persuade her that he liked her--no, he need'nt.
Mr.Jinks repelled the accusation of being a dreadful creature, and said, that however terrifying his name might be to his enemies among the men, that no woman had ever yet had cause to be afraid of him, or to complain of him.
After which, Mr.Jinks frowned, and took a gulp of the poteen.
Mistress O'Calligan thought that Mr.Jinks was very wrong to be talking in such a meaning way to her--and the lamented O'Calligan not dead two years.

That she knew what it was to bestow her affections on an object, which object did not return them--and never, never could be brought to trust the future of those blessed dears a-playing on the side-walk to a gay deceiver.
After which observation, Mistress O'Calligan took up a corner of her apron, and made a feint to cry; but not being encouraged by any consternation, agitation, or objection of any description on the part of her companion, changed her mind, and smiled.
Mr.Jinks said that if the paragon of her sex, the lovely Judith, meant to say that he was a gay deceiver, the assertion in question involved a mistake of a cruel and opprobrious character.

So far from being a deceiver, he had himself been uniformly deceived; and that in the present instance, it was much more probable that he would suffer, because the lovely charmer before him cared nothing for him.
Which accusation threw the lovely charmer into a flutter, and caused her to deny the truth of Mr.Jinks' charge; and in addition, to assert that there existed no proof of the fact that she did'nt care much more for Mr.Jinks than he did for her--and whether he said she did'nt, or did'nt say she did'nt, still that this did'nt change the fact: and so he was mistaken.
Whereupon Mr.Jinks, imbibing more poteen, replied that assertions, though in themselves worthy of high respect when they issued from so lovely and fascinating a source, could still not stand in opposition to facts.
Mistress O'Calligan asked what facts.
Which caused Mr.Jinks to explain.

He meant, that the test of affection was doing one a service; that the loving individual would perform what the beloved wished; and that here the beautiful Judith was deficient.
To which the beautiful Judith, with a preparatory caution to the young O'Calligans, replied by saying, that she had never been tried; and if that was all the foundation for such a charge, the best way to prove its falseness was to immediately test her friendship.
At this Mr.Jinks brightened up, and leaning over toward the ruddy-faced Judith, whispered for some minutes.

The whispers brought to the lady's face a variety of expressions: consternation, alarm, doubt, objection, refusal.