I usually wear a soft felt hat upon my head, and as often as not I have a pipe in my mouth.
Every now and then Margaret, my wife, looks in upon me, and occasionally she can be persuaded to bring a young Fairfax with her, who, some people say, resembles his father.

For my own part I prefer that he should be like his mother--whom, very naturally, I consider the best and sweetest woman in the world.
~THE END~.