I don't know whether I ever read John Hiram's will, but were I to read it now I could not understand it.

What I want you, Sir Abraham, to tell me, is this:--am I, as warden, legally and distinctly entitled to the proceeds of the property, after the due maintenance of the twelve bedesmen ?" Sir Abraham declared that he couldn't exactly say in so many words that Mr Harding was legally entitled to, &c., &c., &c., and ended in expressing a strong opinion that it would be madness to raise any further question on the matter, as the suit was to be,--nay, was, abandoned.
Mr Harding, seated in his chair, began to play a slow tune on an imaginary violoncello.
"Nay, my dear sir," continued the attorney-general, "there is no further ground for any question; I don't see that you have the power of raising it." "I can resign," said Mr Harding, slowly playing away with his right hand, as though the bow were beneath the chair in which he was sitting.
"What! throw it up altogether ?" said the attorney-general, gazing with utter astonishment at his client.
"Did you see those articles in _The Jupiter_ ?" said Mr Harding, piteously, appealing to the sympathy of the lawyer.
Sir Abraham said he had seen them.

This poor little clergyman, cowed into such an act of extreme weakness by a newspaper article, was to Sir Abraham so contemptible an object, that he hardly knew how to talk to him as to a rational being.
"Hadn't you better wait," said he, "till Dr Grantly is in town with you?
Wouldn't it be better to postpone any serious step till you can consult with him ?" Mr Harding declared vehemently that he could not wait, and Sir Abraham began seriously to doubt his sanity.
"Of course," said the latter, "if you have private means sufficient for your wants, and if this--" "I haven't a sixpence, Sir Abraham," said the warden.
"God bless me! Why, Mr Harding, how do you mean to live ?" Mr Harding proceeded to explain to the man of law that he meant to keep his precentorship,--that was eighty pounds a year; and, also, that he meant to fall back upon his own little living of Crabtree, which was another eighty pounds.

That, to be sure, the duties of the two were hardly compatible; but perhaps he might effect an exchange.
And then, recollecting that the attorney-general would hardly care to hear how the service of a cathedral church is divided among the minor canons, stopped short in his explanations.
Sir Abraham listened in pitying wonder.

"I really think, Mr Harding, you had better wait for the archdeacon.