Dry shaves are beautiful.

You die dotty in about five minutes if I don't see fit to stop.

Twisters break your wrists and you yell the roof off--or would do if I didn't gag you first with a cake of soap and a towel.
Tappers are very amusing, too, for me that is--not for you.

They are done on the side of your knee with a cricket stump.

Wonderful how kids howl when you understand knee-treatment.