Q.What is the use of turf?
A.To make fires.

Q.What other use is sometimes made of it?
A.
To build houses.

Q.Where do they build turf houses?
A.In Ireland.

Q.
Are they not very cold?
Q.No; if they are kept mended, they are not.
Q.What do you call people, when they like to sleep in the cold rather than mend their houses?
A.Lazy.

Q.Is it bad to be lazy?
A.Yes; very bad.