Q.What is the use of the spout?
A.For the water to come out.

Q.What is the use of the handle?
A.To take hold of.

Q.
Why do they not take hold of the spout?
A.Because it is the wrong way.
U.
Q.What letter is this?
A.Letter U, the first letter in umbrella, &c.
Q.Is letter U a vowel or consonant?
A.A vowel.

Q.What is the use of the umbrella?
A.To keep the rain off any body.

Q.What are umbrellas made of?
A.Some of silk and some of cotton.