In Iowa we haven't any water nearer than the Mississippi--except the Red Cedar, and that doesn't count.

By the way, Joel, what did Remsen say to you last night about playing again ?" "He said to keep in condition, so that in case I got off probation I could go right back to work.

He says he'll do all he can to help me, and I know he will.

But it won't do any good.

'Wheels' won't let me play until he's found out who did that trick.