Well, sir, he walks up to the bar and says: 'Can you make me a very sour lemonade, Mr.
Bartender ?' "I grabbed the edge of the bar and hung tight.
"'A which ?' says I.
"'Lemonade, if you please.' "I rolled an eye at Sandy, who was standin' there with his jaw falling, and then I got busy with lemons and the squeezer, but pretty soon Ferguson walks up to the stranger.
"'Are you English ?' he asks.
"I knew by his tone what was comin', so I slid the gun I keep behind the bar closer and got prepared for a lot of damaged crockery.
"'I ?' says the tenderfoot.

'Why, no.

What makes you ask ?' "'Your damned funny way of talkin',' says Sandy.
"'Oh,' says the greenhorn, nodding as if he was thinkin' this over and discovering a little truth in it.

'I suppose the way I talk is a little unusual.' "'A little rotten,' says Sandy.

'Did I hear you askin' for a lemonade ?' "'You did.' "'Would I seem to be askin' too many questions,' says Sandy, terrible polite, 'if I inquires if bar whisky ain't good enough for you ?' "The tenderfoot, he stands there jest as easy as you an' me stand here now, and he laughed.
"He says: 'The bar whisky I've tasted around this country is not very good for any one, unless, perhaps, after a snake has bitten you.