7/10 "Tell me how the tenderfoot walked up and kicked Butch out of the place." "Somebody been tellin' you ?" "No; I just been readin' the mind of Eldara." "It was a nice play, though. This Bard--we found out later that was his name--walks in, takes a table, and not being served none too quick, he walks over and slips a nickel in the slot of the piano. Out she starts with a piece of rippin' ragtime--you know how loud it plays? Finally he bellers: 'Who turned that damned tin-pan loose ?' "This Bard walks up and bows. He says: 'Sir, I came here to find food, and since I can't get service, I'll take music as a substitute.' "Them was the words he used, Steve, honest to God. |