That's some darned stuff you've trumped up, thinking to gammon us--it won't go down; we'll just give you a walloping, if it's only to teach you to wear your own clothes,"-- and suiting the action to the word, he commenced pommelling him unmercifully.
"Help! help!" screamed Mr.Stevens.

"Don't kill me, gentlemen,--don't kill me!" "Oh! we won't kill you--we'll only come as near it as we can, without quite finishing you," cried one of his relentless tormenters.
On hearing this, their victim made a frantic effort to break away, and not succeeding in it, he commenced yelling at the top of his voice.

As is usual in such cases, the watchman was nowhere to be seen; and his cries only exasperated his persecutors the more.
"Hit him in the bread-crusher, and stop his noise," suggested one of the party farthest off from Mr.Stevens.This piece of advice was carried into immediate effect, and the unfortunate wearer of the obnoxious coat received a heavy blow in the mouth, which cut his lips and knocked out one of his front teeth.
His cries now became so loud as to render it necessary to gag him, which was done by one of the party in the most thorough and expeditious manner.
They then dragged him into a wheelwright's shop near by, where they obtained some tar, with which they coated his face completely.
"Oh! don't he look like a nigger!" said one of the party, when they had finished embellishing their victim.
"Rub some on his hands, and then let him go," suggested another.

"When he gets home I guess he'll surprise his mammy: I don't believe his own dog will know him!" A shout of laughter followed this remark, in the midst of which they ungagged Mr.Stevens and turned him from the door.
"Now run for it--cut the quickest kind of time," exclaimed one of them, as he gave him a kick to add impetus to his forward movement.
This aid was, however, entirely unnecessary, for Mr.Stevens shot away from the premises like an arrow from a bow; and that, too, without any observation upon the direction in which he was going.
As soon as he felt himself out of the reach of his tormentors, he sat down upon the steps of a mansion, to consider what was best to be done.

All the shops, and even the taverns, were closed--not a place was open where he could procure the least assistance; he had not even an acquaintance in the neighbourhood to whom he might apply.
He was, indeed, a pitiable object to look upon The hat he had so recently purchased, bad as it was when it came into his possession, was now infinitely less presentable.