It's the money that's had fun with me.

I've no use for yachts and diamonds and I'd rather travel afoot with a gun over my shoulder than in a private car.

Half the time I'm doing my own cooking, and I haven't worn a white shirt in a year.

My publishers persist in shoving more money my way than I know what to do with.
"You see, I pay only ten cents a plug for my smoking tobacco, and other things accordingly.

Somebody has said something about the good Lord sitting up in Heaven and laughing at the jokes He plays on men.