They are not interested in subjects of real importance.

'How many wives had Djemal Pasha?
How many of them were European ?' That is what they ask me.

When I discuss ancient history it is only about King Solomon's harem that they care to know; or possibly about the modern dancing girls of El- Kerak, who are all spies.

But there is no need to inform you as to that.

Eh?
I haven't seen you for a long time, Major Grim.
What have you been doing ?" "Nothing much.