We have seen him; we have also seen Scarborough.

You should think of this before you speak.
Third, don't perpetually boast that you are cultured in language which proves that you are not.

You claim to thrust yourself upon everybody on the ground that you are stuffed with wit and wisdom, and have enough for the whole world.

But people who have wit enough for the whole world, have wit enough for a whole newspaper paragraph.

And you can seldom get through even a whole paragraph without being monotonous, or irrelevant, or unintelligible, or self-contradictory, or broken-minded generally.