So Oswald said-- 'Very well.

Nobody asked you to brown yourself like that.

But now you've done it, you've simply got to go and be a beaver, and live in the dam under the waterfall till it washes off.' He said he didn't want to be beavers.

And Noel said-- 'Don't make him.

Let him be the bronze statue in the palace gardens that the fountain plays out of.' So we let him have the hose and hold it up over his head.