We venture to ask whether you would allow the members of the Society to walk through your grounds and to inspect--from without, of course--your beautiful house, which is, as you are doubtless aware, of great historic interest, having been for some years the residence of the celebrated Sir Thomas Wyatt .-- I am, dear Sir, yours faithfully, 'EDWARD K.

TURNBULL (Hon.

Sec.).' 'Just so,' said Albert's uncle; 'well, shall we permit the eye of the Maidstone Antiquities to profane these sacred solitudes, and the foot of the Field Club to kick up a dust on our gravel ?' 'Our gravel is all grass,' H.O.

said.
And the girls said, 'Oh, do let them come!' It was Alice who said-- 'Why not ask them to tea?
They'll be very tired coming all the way from Maidstone.' 'Would you really like it ?' Albert's uncle asked.

'I'm afraid they'll be but dull dogs, the Antiquities, stuffy old gentlemen with amphorae in their buttonholes instead of orchids, and pedigrees poking out of all their pockets.' We laughed--because we knew what an amphorae is.