But there's a many that were more pleasant.

I've made some o' my best friends in my travels.

And the noo, when the wife and I gang aboot the world, there's good folk in almost every toon we come to to mak' us feel at hame.

I've ne'er been one to stand off and refuse to have ought to do wi' the public that made me and keeps me.

They're a' my friends, that clap me in an audience, till they prove that they're no'-- and sometimes it's my best friends that seem to be unkindest to me! There's no way better calculated to get a crowd aboot than to be hurryin' through the streets o' London in a motor car and ha' a breakdoon! I've been lucky as to that; I've ne'er been held up more than ten minutes by such trouble, but it always makes me nervous when onything o' the sort happens.