4/14 An' I'm goin' to sue his father." "What did he do? What's the matter, got rheumatiz ?" "It's all on account of Bob." "What did he do ?" "Came here for some lard. When I was down cellar gittin' it he tied a string to the molasses barrel spigot and stretched it across the doorway." "What, the spigot ?" "No, the string. Then he went out on the stoop an' yelled like sin. |