"Well, I have come to see about a will." "So I understand," said James; "but what will, and where is it ?" "Well, it's a will in my favour, and is tattooed upon a lady's neck." The twins simultaneously rose from their chairs, and looked at Eustace with such a ridiculous identity of movement and expression that he fairly burst out laughing.
"I presume, Meeson, that this is not a hoax," said James, severely.

"I presume that you know too well what is due to learned counsel to attempt to make one of their body the victim of a practical joke ?" "Surely, Meeson," added John, "you have sufficient respect for the dignity of the law not to tamper with it in any such way as my brother has indicated ?" "Oh, certainly not.

I assure you it is all square.

It is a true bill, or rather a true will." "Proceed," said James, resuming his seat.

"This is evidently a case of an unusual nature." "You are right there, old boy," said Eustace.