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Dombey and Son

CHAPTER 12
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He sat next Mr Feeder on Paul's side of the table, and frequently looked behind and before the intervening boys to catch a glimpse of Paul.
Only once during dinner was there any conversation that included the young gentlemen.

It happened at the epoch of the cheese, when the Doctor, having taken a glass of port wine, and hemmed twice or thrice, said: 'It is remarkable, Mr Feeder, that the Romans--' At the mention of this terrible people, their implacable enemies, every young gentleman fastened his gaze upon the Doctor, with an assumption of the deepest interest.

One of the number who happened to be drinking, and who caught the Doctor's eye glaring at him through the side of his tumbler, left off so hastily that he was convulsed for some moments, and in the sequel ruined Doctor Blimber's point.
'It is remarkable, Mr Feeder,' said the Doctor, beginning again slowly, 'that the Romans, in those gorgeous and profuse entertainments of which we read in the days of the Emperors, when luxury had attained a height unknown before or since, and when whole provinces were ravaged to supply the splendid means of one Imperial Banquet--' Here the offender, who had been swelling and straining, and waiting in vain for a full stop, broke out violently.
'Johnson,' said Mr Feeder, in a low reproachful voice, 'take some water.' The Doctor, looking very stern, made a pause until the water was brought, and then resumed: 'And when, Mr Feeder--' But Mr Feeder, who saw that Johnson must break out again, and who knew that the Doctor would never come to a period before the young gentlemen until he had finished all he meant to say, couldn't keep his eye off Johnson; and thus was caught in the fact of not looking at the Doctor, who consequently stopped.
'I beg your pardon, Sir,' said Mr Feeder, reddening.

'I beg your pardon, Doctor Blimber.' 'And when,' said the Doctor, raising his voice, 'when, Sir, as we read, and have no reason to doubt--incredible as it may appear to the vulgar--of our time--the brother of Vitellius prepared for him a feast, in which were served, of fish, two thousand dishes--' 'Take some water, Johnson--dishes, Sir,' said Mr Feeder.
'Of various sorts of fowl, five thousand dishes.' 'Or try a crust of bread,' said Mr Feeder.
'And one dish,' pursued Doctor Blimber, raising his voice still higher as he looked all round the table, 'called, from its enormous dimensions, the Shield of Minerva, and made, among other costly ingredients, of the brains of pheasants--' 'Ow, ow, ow!' (from Johnson.) 'Woodcocks--' 'Ow, ow, ow!' 'The sounds of the fish called scari--' 'You'll burst some vessel in your head,' said Mr Feeder.

'You had better let it come.' 'And the spawn of the lamprey, brought from the Carpathian Sea,' pursued the Doctor, in his severest voice; 'when we read of costly entertainments such as these, and still remember, that we have a Titus--' 'What would be your mother's feelings if you died of apoplexy!' said Mr Feeder.
'A Domitian--' 'And you're blue, you know,' said Mr Feeder.
'A Nero, a Tiberius, a Caligula, a Heliogabalus, and many more, pursued the Doctor; 'it is, Mr Feeder--if you are doing me the honour to attend--remarkable; VERY remarkable, Sir--' But Johnson, unable to suppress it any longer, burst at that moment into such an overwhelming fit of coughing, that although both his immediate neighbours thumped him on the back, and Mr Feeder himself held a glass of water to his lips, and the butler walked him up and down several times between his own chair and the sideboard, like a sentry, it was a full five minutes before he was moderately composed.


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