I drew back and said: "Excuse me, sir, but I am not your sister; and as for your religion you remind me with it of Doctor Jaynes and his hair tonic." "How so, sister ?" "Again pardon, but I am not your sister.

Doctor Jaynes uses a large part of his column to persuade us that it is good to have good hair.

No one disputes that, and he should prove that his tonic will bring good hair.
So you talk of the importance of religion.

No one disputes this, and it is your business to prove that the nostrum you peddle is religion.

I say it is not.